SHAKEDOWN
RESULTS
SHAKEDOWN: September 14th RESULTS
Pier 6 Wrestling: SHAKEDOWN started off this week as Scotty Bender and Ivan
the Impaler welcomed us to the show, and sent it over to Murphy's Pub, where Dan Murphy has a huge announcement to make.
Irish Dan says that due to his recent actions, 'Big Rig' Brodie Lee has been suspended for 30 days by the Pier 6 Wrestling
Executive Committee. The reason for the suspension is his recent rampage - beating up John McChesney in the parking lot, attacking
Rob Sanderson backstage, attacking The Mayor after his match, assaulting referee Mike Champion, and an overall blatant disregard
for the rules. Murph then tosses it to Sanderson, who's in the back parking lot looking for The Mayor. Sanderson finds
The Mayor inside the dumpster, eating some nacho chips. Sanderson asks The Mayor where he's been since the beating he
took in the ring from both Rik Matrix (during the match) and Brodie Lee (after the match). The Mayor says he's been recuperating,
and the boys know when somebody goes down, they’re there to back him up. The Mayor says Oil Can is coming to Pier 6
Wrestling to watch The Mayor’s back and vice-versa. Apparently the Bum Fight Club’s population is going up.
The first match saw Andrew Davis take on Mastiff. Frank Zimmerman joined Bender
and Ivan at the commentary podium. The two fan favorites in the ring shook hands before the match. These two wrestled a very
technical style right from the bell. Mia Mauler is then spotted at ringside watching the match. Davis and Mastiff were both
in the corner when Davis was thrown off the ropes, into referee Andrew Mollon. Then, Mia Mauler stepped up to the ring apron
and crotched Mastiff on the top rope. Frank Zimmerman says he thinks Mauler’s interference was totally uncalled for.
Who is Mauler associated with? Anyone? The question is then answered, as Zimmerman and Mauler both get in the ring and attack
both Davis and Mastiff, ending the match as a no contest. The alliance of Frank Zimmerman and Mia Mauler is revealed, ending
all speculation.
Match 1
Andrew Davis vs. Mastiff
match ruled no contest due to outside interference
Back
from commercial, ‘Sik’ Rik Matrix is on the microphone. The crowd at Pineapple Jack’s cheers at the mention
of Brodie Lee’s suspension, but Matrix isn’t happy. Matrix says Brodie needs to be here, as the self-appointed
“sheriff of P6W” Matrix wants revenge on Brodie after Brodie’s actions against his friend John McChesney.
Matrix is then attacked from behind as HC LOC (formerly of Extreme Championship Wrestling/Ring of Honor) snuck in through
the backdoor at Pineapple Jack’s! Loc beats up on Matrix, focusing on the left arm. Kid Justice and other wrestlers
from the locker room come out to save Matrix, and Loc exits out the back door. What is HC Loc doing in Pier 6 Wrestling?
Back to the ring, it’s main event time as the self-proclaimed “milato
from Toronto,” fun-loving Otis Idol takes on Oil Can of the Bum Fight Club. These two went back and forth, as apparently
Oil Can has picked up some technical wrestling skills while fighting for food on the streets to match Idol’s great wrestling
ability. The Mayor was on the outside of the ring supporting Oil Can, and the stench from the bums was said to be outrageous
– Ivan the Impaler said that The Mayor needs “Irish Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter.” The Mayor
tries to run into the ring twice – first time he’s thrown right out of the ring without slowing down, and the
second time The Mayor tripped on the ropes. Idol misses with a moonsault. The Mayor tries to interfere again, but this time
he gets accidentally hit with Oil Can’s glass jar, which seems to be filled with urine? Otis grabs Oil Can and hits
him with a Michinoku driver to get the win. Otis Idol celebrates in the ring while The Mayor loads up Oil Can into the shopping
cart and wheels him away.
Match 2
Otis Idol vs.
Oil Can (Bum Fight Club)
Winner by pinfall: Otis Idol
Kid
Justice and a bandaged-up ‘Sik’ Rik Matrix then appear at the broadcast podium, where they lay down the challenge
- they tell HC Loc to get a partner for next week to take them on in the ring! Matrix says he’s going to snap Loc in
half.
NEXT WEEK ON SHAKEDOWN:
‘Sik’ Rik Matrix
& Kid Justice vs. HC Loc and a partner, if he can find one!